"A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has
been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares
his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap They have

a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she invites him over and cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had
been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies...'


'You just happened to catch my eye.' "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:29 PM