Mow the grass

Mow the Grass

When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to
her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never
sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He
watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was
gone only a few moments.
When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he'll always have a
limp.....
- posted by Rachel @ 2:16 PM