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Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived on a farm. He was such a good little boy and did everything his mom asked him to. Time as it was prevented him from every owning a pet, but one day he would have his own. One moring he was with his mom doing chores when suddenly he got tired, so he went to bed.The next morning he got up and did more chores. Then he went and got lunch and made a drastic decision, he went and did more chores and then went and played outside. Then the next morning he did the same thing and thought that he had an ok life.
Then one other moring he woke up and did more chores. Then as he was working at one time and his mom came up to him and said, "boy, you've been a doin your mama's work fully now, so boy, take rest." Then she said, " and boy, you've been workin hard or harder even to make it the harderest so I've decided to let you go to the fair tomorrow."
Der boy wast excited to the fullest. So sir boy dids't go unto his bed to take upon a rest of himself. Then dude like, then next morning ya, he woke up and like, whoa, dude I'm gonna go to a like fair like today so it's like as if I like the word like a lot and I like it.
So he got dressed and jumped upon his pony that he didn't have and rode off into the morning set. ( The sunset had to be delayed because it wasn't written on the script. )
When he arrived to the fiar he jumped off the horse that he didn't have and he didn't land because he was already landed, so he took off to the events.
The rides were spectacular and the food was awesome. The sugar was overall the best though. Though I do have to mention that the drugs were on high sell today, but he settled with the caffinated products. Then the last event came where you have prizes for a race. He entered the kids race to try and win a chick (not a girl!) that was for a prize.
He got behind the center mark and mark said set your mark. And then head said ready set, oh oh cut my foot oh I think i got a cramp! Oh dude sorry, yeah can I take that again, thanks. Then he said ready, set GO! Then the boy ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and he stopped to take a breath and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran then the ran some more.
Then he good see the finish line. He tucked his chin in and ran. Then at a point he stopped and saw the others pass him on. So he stopped and cried. THen the anouncer said, ( The boy is the winner! ) What, him, but the others passed hi...oh wait, he had already passed the finish line, the others didn't win so they went wee wee wee all the way home.
He stepped up to the plate ready for the swing, and then, he was handed his prize the chick. (REMEBER, NOT A GIRL! IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN CHICK!) Cheep cheep went that ol chick and old mc donald had a farm, e i e i ohhh goodness that chicken was his.
He ran home but stopped and jumped on his pony that he didn't have and rode it all the way home. Even scientists are still baffled on how he made it home on the pony that he didn't have because he didn't have it!
Then when he got home he told his mom and went to put it in the chicken coop that just magically appeared. (as if seemed.)
Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then he realized how many times we repeated that same phrase. So the next moring he fed it, did chores, then ate dinner and went to bed. And so on and so forth for the time being.
Then one moring he realized that his chicken was all grown up. Oh how he wished it was young again. Then he fed it, did chores, and went to bed.

Then the next moring he awoke and decied he was going to do something different, he was going to have fun with his now chicken. So he went to the chicken coop, and it WASN'T THERE!!! He checked everywhere.......in the coop.....in the house....in the yard.....in the front yard......... and he was sad.
He couldn't find his chicken that was no longer a chick (not a girl, and chick sort of chicken!) and he was really sad. Then he remembered. He had this sort of gate around his house and, what if it got outside. The fence was 10 ft. tall, how could his chicken get over it? Well it couldn't, it had to go through the gate. He ran to the gate, and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until he got to THE gate. Then he noticed that it was open. Oh no!

Oh no no!



NOOOOOOOOOOO! ( sort of like how obiwon-kenobi says it on star wars.)

Then he went outside. He saw a road that went horizontally infront of his house. Then he looked, and there his chicken was. He was on the otherside, now why?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, TO GET TO THE OTHERSIDE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!




- posted by Rachel @ 2:56 PM