"One for the ladies! ...






He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. . 'My husband follows
me everywhere' Written just below it . .. . ' I do not'


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.




Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?

A. The bonds mature.


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.


Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.


Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?

A. A widow.




Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.'
But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so
dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.' "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:21 PM