Top Ten Things Not To Do On A Tandem Bicycle
1. Complain loudly that the back handlebars aren’t working properly.

2. Clasp your hands over the driver’s eyes and ask, “Guess who?”

3. Attempt any really sharp turns (especially when pulling a baby carrier.)

4. Ride all by yourself while screaming, “Help, there’s a ghost on the backseat.”

5. Circle penitentiaries looking for hitchhikers.

6. Nickname your fiancée “Daisy” because you can’t afford a carriage on your wedding day.

7. Wheelies without warning your passenger.

8. Remove the back pedals and start a limousine service.

9. Eat baked beans in the front seat.

10. Two-man half-pipe BMXing
- posted by Rachel @ 4:36 PM