OFFICIAL 2005 HOLIDAYS! Daily, Monthly, Weekly, Bizarre, Crazy, Unknown, Silly, Weird, Dumb Observances & Celebrations.
OFFICIAL 2005 HOLIDAYS! Daily, Monthly, Weekly, Bizarre, Crazy, Unknown, Silly, Weird, Dumb Observances & Celebrations.

This is weird, but it's kinda cool!
- posted by Rachel @ 2:38 PM 0 comments

 
Holidays on the Net - Daily Holidays of 2005
Holidays on the Net - Daily Holidays of 2005Mon, 28th March: Easter Monday
White House Easter Egg Roll
Seward's Day (Alaska)
Familt Day (South Africa)
Summer Time (UK)
Teachers' Day (Czech Republic)
Tue, 29th March: Knights Of Columbus Founders Day
National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day
Texas Love the Children Day
President John Tyler's Birthday (10th President)
Commemoration Day (Madagascar)
Youth Day (Taiwan)
Wed, 30th March: Doctor's Day
Anniversary - Pencil Patent
De Goya’s Birthday (artist)
Vincent Van Gogh's Birthday (artist)
Thu, 31st March: Bunsen Burner Day
National "She's Funny That Way" Day
Anniversary - Eiffel Tower
Transfer Day (Virgin Islands)
Fri, 01st April: April Fool's Day
All Fool's Day
Alcohol-Free Weekend
Boomer Bonus Day
Hospital Admitting Clerks Day
Lupus Alert Day
National Fun at Work Day
Sorry Charlie Day
Islamic Republic Day (Iran)
Sat, 02nd April: International Children's Book Day
Reconciliation Day
Hans Christian Andersen’s Birthday (author)
Pascua Florida Day (Florida)
Tutor Appreciation Day
Sun, 03rd April: Day Light Savings Begins
Check Your Batteries Day
Tweed Day
Anniversary - Pony Express Mail Service
Washington Irving’s Birthday (author)

- posted by Rachel @ 2:34 PM 0 comments

 
Man caught stealing a fake 1000 euro note
Man caught stealing a fake 1000 euro note: "Bystanders spotted the man breaking into a car which had the fake note casually lying on its dashboard.

The highest value euro note is the 500 euro note. The note which was stolen by this guy was printed as part of a promotional stunt and is worth absolutely nothing.

'He didn't realise that the largest denomination euro note is the 500 euro. The 1,000 does not exist - it was printed to show what people could win if they took up the firm's offer,' a police spokesman said.

The 28-year-old thief from Bulgaria didn't realise the note was bogus. Police arrested him shortly after he broke into the car."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:20 PM 0 comments

 
: "It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:18 PM 0 comments

 
Man arranges shooting to get sympathy from ex-girlfriend
Man arranges shooting to get sympathy from ex-girlfriend: "Police in the central Sicilian city of Piazza Armerina said they became suspicious when the 27-year-old went to hospital with wounds from a hunting rifle's pellets in the groin area.

At first he said the wounds had been caused in a hunting accident, but later admitted he had asked a friend, 16, to shoot him in an attempt to win back the affection of his girlfriend, who had apparently left him because of his violent character.

The man's wounds are expected to heal, doctors said.

The man, and the 16-year-old, had been charged in connection with the shooting. Local reports said the man's ex-girlfriend had made clear she never wanted to see him again. "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:17 PM 0 comments

 
: "Scorpions can be killed by pouring vinegar over them.

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine when it was initially introduced.

The Nile catfish swim upside down.

There is a species of bird, Antpitta avis canis Ridgley, that barks like a dog."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:16 PM 0 comments

 
: "The average person laughs 13 times a day!

There are as many chickens on this planet as humans.

GOLF stands for 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden.'

Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.

The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:14 PM 0 comments

 
Hostage fired for missing work
Hostage fired for missing work: "The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps, to squirt out blood 30 feet high.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

The screwdriver was invented before the screw."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:08 PM 0 comments

 
Truck thief caught while choking
Truck thief caught while choking: "We know more about the surface of the moon than we do about the bottom of the ocean.

If the population of China walked past you in a single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

You are 3 times more likely to be killed by a flying champagne cork than you are to be killed by the bite of a venomous spider.

An Octopus has 3 hearts.

The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life waiting for a traffic light to change."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:06 PM 0 comments

 
Truck thief caught while choking
Truck thief caught while choking: "The 26-year-old stole the truck, which had been left with the engine running, from a shopping centre in Vancouver, Washington.

He mistook the tobacco-spit cup sitting on the dash for a soft drink and took a big gulp. The thief started choking and had to stop and call 911 for medical help.

Meanwhile, the absent driver had returned from washing his hands to see someone drive off in his truck. He notified the police who quickly caught up with the choking thief.

Paul van der MaasSun, 16 Jan 2005 15:24:00 GMT"
- posted by Rachel @ 2:05 PM 0 comments

 
My day so far...
It has actually been pretty good as far as days are concerned, even with the thoughts I think...
It started out at about 6:15ish, with my Praayer Partner calling me, and then we decided to do the SSL about ten minutes after, so she was gonna call me back.
I decided to play alarm clock while I waited...
Ok, so she called back, and we did the SSL, and then she had to go.
I then got up, did my morning thing, and started a project....(bwuahahaha!)

I called Cary first, and said that I was gonna call people in my contact list on my phone, and just say basically "Hi, this is Rachel, I just wanted to say good morning, and I hope you have a good day, Bye!", which is actually what I said a few times. So Cary says for me to have a good day too, etc., and I go on down my list...
Caty next! It's ringing....ringing....ringing...no, I guess she's not around...
Joaquin..."Hello?" I said the above mentioned phrase, and hung up on him!! BWUAHAHAHA!!
Lori! Her cell phone. Noope, no good...house phone. I left a message...
Megan next. "Oh you have a good day too!"...
Nate, I left another message...
Rene...I had to leave ANOTHER message (To his "Hello? Hello?...*beep*"....
Sherese! Yet another message...

THEN! I called my mom. I had this amazing (no, it really wasn't) idea! I would go down to the nursery where I used to babysit, and just....yeah, I dunno, just be there I guess. It was so strange... My sisters both used to babysit there, so it's like DQ in our family...kinda sad/funny... Anyway, so when I first started doing it, Betty was in charge, Dana, Leandra and I were the "big people". Then came Donna (my neighbor), as the "in charge" person. About that time I messed things up by trying to get Paul to go babysit...but that's another story. Ok! So, after Donna, was Debbie, and now there's Patty, who used to help out, but now she's "in charge". Carol (not from DQ) also is still there. Of course Marty is there, who I actually called this morning, just to make sure it was ok that I went. Now, in the nursery are different kids, different "big people" and it almost made me cry just thinking about how things used to be. But that too is another story.

So, after the nursery, I went down to DQ to see when I work tomorrow, and I work in the morning! woohoo! :-p Then, as I was about to cross back over 4th, my mum came, and asked if I "want[ed] a ride..." So, then I came here, to my little cave... :-p

Then I went to the library to return a book I never even looked at. I paid some fines too. $2.25 for books that I didn't even look at very much (some fines previously racked up). *sigh!* After the library, I went to Safeway, and got SALAD stuff. Yep! that's the only thing that REALLY actually sounds good to me... (another story) OK, so I came home, and my mum reminded me that I had fogotten the one thing she had requested *sniff sniff*, so I just HAD to go back...hehe, and then I bought more than I had gone for. Pieroghies (I think that's how they're spelled), and lemon juice...

I also get to fix food this evening, hence the above mentioned food...

On my first trip out, I said to myself as I was going by the church that houses my nursery, "If Margie is outside, I'm gonna stop." Well, she WAS outside, so I DID stop, and we talked. I haven't seen her in FOREVER, so it was nice to kind of just catch up on things that have been going on in our lives. I also finally saw Marty.

So far it HAS been a good day. Hopefully it will get better, but maybe that's too much to ask, because it's been a pretty good day so far... :-p You can never tell with these things...

My play for the rest of the day iis to PAINT! Maybe I can get most of the rest of it done, but we'll see... I'm gonna have to move my bed, and then move the dressers, and move everything that's ON the dressers, and everything that's NOT on them, and just.....everything! We'll see how far I can get.

Oh yeah, and
"Hi, how are you today? I hope you have a great day!"
:-p

- posted by Rachel @ 1:36 PM 0 comments

 
Special Napkins...
I got this in yet another email...
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>My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (that was her first mistake).
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>One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?
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>Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts at that age, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake).
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>Now fast forward a few months... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.
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>When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!
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>My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions and this is a special occasion!"
- posted by Rachel @ 6:11 PM 2 comments

 
*Sweet Nothings*
*Sweet Nothings*

OK, and now that I've posted the heck out of my blog, I probably won't post again for a loooooong time... whew! that was fun! I haven't read those in a long time!

OK, so, I'm starting this new campaign to talk to everybody I see. Leet's see if it works. Maybe I'll just say "Hi, how are you today?" and see what happens. *sigh!* it won't be easy. And, I'll have to smile too...hmm... Could be interesting.

I've been calling people that I sort of know, and just...saying hi to them. For example, today, I called Breeana, in KS, and I called Nate in Casa Grande. Now, I should call my grandma again, and my cousin Basil. Wanda too... Heck! I should just make a list of everyone to call. If anyone reading this wants a phone call, leave me your name and number, and I'll say "Hi, how are you?" and then hang up! yeah, that's what I should do! I should go through the phone book! Call the people that I know OF, and say, "Hi, how are you today?" and click! hang up! oooooooh.........project time!

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
- posted by Rachel @ 4:28 PM 0 comments

 
"The Difference Between Men and Women

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: ''Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?''

And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see . . ..February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed -- even before I sensed it -- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a dang garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. Gosh, I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90- day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the scumballs.

And Elaine is thinking: Maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a dang warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their .... . .

''Roger,'' Elaine says aloud.

''What?'' says Roger, startled.

''Please don't torture yourself like this,'' she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears.

''Maybe I should never have . . Oh Gosh, I feel so . .... . ''

(She breaks down, sobbing.)

''What?'' says Roger.

''I'm such a fool,'' Elaine sobs. ''I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly.
There's no knight, and there's no horse.''

''There's no horse?'' says Roger.

''You think I'm a fool, don't you?'' Elaine says.

''No!'' says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.

''It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time,'' Elaine says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)

''Yes,'' he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

''Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?'' she says.

''What way?'' says Roger.

''That way about time,'' says Elaine.

''Oh,'' says Roger. ''Yes.''

(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

''Thank you, Roger,'' she says.

''Thank you,''says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it. (This is also Roger's policy regarding world hunger.)

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:
''Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?''
- posted by Rachel @ 4:27 PM 0 comments

 
Interesting facts...
These are some fun facts...

... I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW A LOT OF THIS!!

1) The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
2) Every day more money is printed for the game Monopoly than
the US Treasury.
3) Men can read smaller print better than women.
4) Women can hear better than men can.
5) Coca-Cola was originally green.
6) It is impossible to lick your elbow.
7) The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work is Alaska.
8) The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%.
Now get this: The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%.
9) The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the ripe old age
of eleven: $6,400.
10) The world's youngest parents were eight and nine years old,respectively. They lived in China in 1910.
11) The youngest pope was 11 years old.
12) The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
13) San Francisco cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
14) Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history.
Spades: King David
Hearts: Charlemagne
Clubs: Alexander the Great
Diamonds: Julius Caesar
15) 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
16) The next time you are taking a walk in the park and see a statue of a person on a horse, remember these interesting facts:
a) If the horse has both front legs in the air, the person
died in battle.
b) If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person
died as a result of wounds received in battle.
c) If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the
person died of natural causes.
17) Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th:
John Hancock and Charles Thomson.
Almost all of the rest signed on August 2.
The last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
18) The shortest complete sentence in the English language is "I am."
19) Hershey's Kisses got their name because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt as it spits them out.
20) What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Conception.
21) Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
Their birthplace
22) Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested?
Obsession.
23) If you were to "spell out" numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"?
One thousand.
24) What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers,
dishwashers, and laser printers all have in common?
They were all invented by women.
25) What is the only food that will not spoil over time?
Honey.
26) What day of the year are there more collect calls than any other?
Father's Day.
27) What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
He was allergic to carrots.
28) What is an activity performed by 40% of all guests at a party?
They snoop in your medicine cabinet.
29) In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured to bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened. This made the bed much firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase: "Goodnight, sleep tight."
30) In Babylon 4,000 years ago, it was the accepted practice that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead that he could drink. Mead is a honey beer. Because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month (better known today as the honeymoon).
31) In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. In old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them to mind their own pints and quarts and settle down.
It's where we get the phrase "to mind your P's and Q's."
32) Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get the attention of the barkeep.
"Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.
33) In Scotland a new game was invented. It was titled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
Thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
AND FINALLY...
34) At least 75% of the people who read this will try to lick their
elbow
- posted by Rachel @ 4:03 PM 0 comments

 
Reasons girls are better...
">1) Girls can wear guy clothes, But when guys wear girls cloths It's just plain weird!
>2) Sure PMS sucks, but at least we have a reason to be grouchy & eat chocolate for a week.
>3) We don't get punched in the arm when our friends say hello.
>4) If we were on a ship in the Atlantic Ocean and crashed into an iceberg we would be the first to be saved.
>5) We never have to stand at a urinal have other girls stare at us.
>6) Dark circles under your eyes are no competion with cover-up. How can men live without it?
>7) We get chocolates and flowers from guys.
>8) They're guys........Need I say more?
>9) We don't have to deal with sideburns.
>10) At least one girl survives horror flicks
>11) If we're ugly we have make-up to fix it.
>12) We can take stuffed animals to bed with us no matter how old we are. "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:58 PM 0 comments

 
MSN Hotmail - Message
Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived on a farm. He was such a good little boy and did everything his mom asked him to. Time as it was prevented him from every owning a pet, but one day he would have his own. One moring he was with his mom doing chores when suddenly he got tired, so he went to bed.The next morning he got up and did more chores. Then he went and got lunch and made a drastic decision, he went and did more chores and then went and played outside. Then the next morning he did the same thing and thought that he had an ok life.
Then one other moring he woke up and did more chores. Then as he was working at one time and his mom came up to him and said, "boy, you've been a doin your mama's work fully now, so boy, take rest." Then she said, " and boy, you've been workin hard or harder even to make it the harderest so I've decided to let you go to the fair tomorrow."
Der boy wast excited to the fullest. So sir boy dids't go unto his bed to take upon a rest of himself. Then dude like, then next morning ya, he woke up and like, whoa, dude I'm gonna go to a like fair like today so it's like as if I like the word like a lot and I like it.
So he got dressed and jumped upon his pony that he didn't have and rode off into the morning set. ( The sunset had to be delayed because it wasn't written on the script. )
When he arrived to the fiar he jumped off the horse that he didn't have and he didn't land because he was already landed, so he took off to the events.
The rides were spectacular and the food was awesome. The sugar was overall the best though. Though I do have to mention that the drugs were on high sell today, but he settled with the caffinated products. Then the last event came where you have prizes for a race. He entered the kids race to try and win a chick (not a girl!) that was for a prize.
He got behind the center mark and mark said set your mark. And then head said ready set, oh oh cut my foot oh I think i got a cramp! Oh dude sorry, yeah can I take that again, thanks. Then he said ready, set GO! Then the boy ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and he stopped to take a breath and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran then the ran some more.
Then he good see the finish line. He tucked his chin in and ran. Then at a point he stopped and saw the others pass him on. So he stopped and cried. THen the anouncer said, ( The boy is the winner! ) What, him, but the others passed hi...oh wait, he had already passed the finish line, the others didn't win so they went wee wee wee all the way home.
He stepped up to the plate ready for the swing, and then, he was handed his prize the chick. (REMEBER, NOT A GIRL! IT'S LIKE A CHICKEN CHICK!) Cheep cheep went that ol chick and old mc donald had a farm, e i e i ohhh goodness that chicken was his.
He ran home but stopped and jumped on his pony that he didn't have and rode it all the way home. Even scientists are still baffled on how he made it home on the pony that he didn't have because he didn't have it!
Then when he got home he told his mom and went to put it in the chicken coop that just magically appeared. (as if seemed.)
Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then the next moring he fed it, did chores, then went to bed. Then he realized how many times we repeated that same phrase. So the next moring he fed it, did chores, then ate dinner and went to bed. And so on and so forth for the time being.
Then one moring he realized that his chicken was all grown up. Oh how he wished it was young again. Then he fed it, did chores, and went to bed.

Then the next moring he awoke and decied he was going to do something different, he was going to have fun with his now chicken. So he went to the chicken coop, and it WASN'T THERE!!! He checked everywhere.......in the coop.....in the house....in the yard.....in the front yard......... and he was sad.
He couldn't find his chicken that was no longer a chick (not a girl, and chick sort of chicken!) and he was really sad. Then he remembered. He had this sort of gate around his house and, what if it got outside. The fence was 10 ft. tall, how could his chicken get over it? Well it couldn't, it had to go through the gate. He ran to the gate, and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until he got to THE gate. Then he noticed that it was open. Oh no!

Oh no no!



NOOOOOOOOOOO! ( sort of like how obiwon-kenobi says it on star wars.)

Then he went outside. He saw a road that went horizontally infront of his house. Then he looked, and there his chicken was. He was on the otherside, now why?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD, TO GET TO THE OTHERSIDE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!




- posted by Rachel @ 2:56 PM 0 comments

 
MSN Hotmail - Message
"When Mike got home last night, his wife demanded that he take her out to some place expensive.

So Mike took her to the gas station."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:53 PM 0 comments

 
15 things...
"15 Things to do at Wal-Mart or K-Mart while your friends are taking their sweet
time:


1. Pick up condom packages &randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares', ....and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again!!!

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real LOUD 'We're out of toilet paper in here!"
- posted by Rachel @ 2:50 PM 0 comments

 
"The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just
an athlete, she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of
a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the
telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would
answer the phone and say,



Picabo, ICU."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:48 PM 0 comments

 
>> > Subject: Eight Degrees of Blondness
>> >
>>1.Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
>> > on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
>>looks in the
>> > mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>> >
>> > The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde
>>hands her
>> > the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
>>dummy, it's
>> > me!"
>> >
>> > 2. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
>>goes
>> > out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
>>when she
>> > opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well,
>>the blonde
>>is
>> > really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as
>>she does so,
>> > she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her
>>head. The
>> > boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
>> >
>> > The blonde replies, "Shut up you're next."
>> >
>> > 3. A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
>>She
>> > proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>> >
>> > A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
>> >
>> > The blonde replies, "Oh that's easy: W."
>> >
>> > 4. What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
>> > pregnant?
>> >
>> > "Is it mine?"
>> >
>> > 5. A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
>> > Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
>>without a
>>scratch
>> > and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
>> >
>> > "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion
>>that was
>> > stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
>> >
>> > "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
>> >
>> > "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as
>>he surveyed
>> > the wrecked car.
>> >
>> > "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
>>driving
>> > along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in
>>front of me.
>> > So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved
>>to the
>>left
>> > and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was
>>another
>> > tree! I swerved to the left and there ...."
>> >
>> > "Uh, ma'am,'the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a
>>tree on this
>> > road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and
>>forth."

>> >
> 8. A blonde once wanted to prove to her husband that she was not a dumb blonde and was very smart, so she decided to paint their living room one day while he was at work. She followed every instruction carefully. Later that evening when her husband came home from work, he paniced when he saw her lying on the floor panting w/ her face all red from the heat. He distressfully asked, "Honey what's wrong??" and she said, "I wanted to show you that I am not a dumb blonde by painting our living room for us! And I was doing just fine until it said, 'put on two coats'....."
>> >
- posted by Rachel @ 2:44 PM 0 comments

 
"The Rules"

">We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the
>rules
>from the male side. Please note: these are all numbered '1' ON
>PURPOSE!
>> >
>> >
>> > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's
>>up, put it
>> > down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
>>complaining
>>about
>> > you leaving it down.
>> >
>> > 1. Sunday (and Monday night) = sports. It's like the full moon
>>or the
>> > changing of the tides. Let it be.
>> >
>> > 1. Crying is blackmail.
>> >
>> > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
>>hints do
>>not
>> > work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
>>Just say it!
>> > We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!
>> >
>> > 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries
>>on the
>> > calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
>> >
>> > 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think
>>we'd be any
>> > good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
>>your
>>dress?
>> >
>> > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
>>question.
>> > Please pick one.
>> >
>> > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help s"
- posted by Rachel @ 2:41 PM 0 comments

 
"FOURTEEN THINGS THAT IT TOOK OVER 50 YEARS TO LEARN

By Dave Barry

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and
never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

3. There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we still observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
- posted by Rachel @ 2:30 PM 0 comments

 
"A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has
been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks
the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they
laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares
his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap They have

a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she invites him over and cooks a gourmet meal with all
the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had
been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are
you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies...'


'You just happened to catch my eye.' "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:29 PM 0 comments

 
"One for the ladies! ...






He said . . .. What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways
and look in the mirror!

On a wall in a ladies room . .. . 'My husband follows
me everywhere' Written just below it . .. . ' I do not'


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.




Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?

A. The bonds mature.


Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?

A. So men can remember them.


Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?

A. We don't know; it has never happened.


Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?

A. They already have boyfriends.


Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?

A. A widow.




Man says to God: 'God, why did you make woman so
beautiful?' God says: 'So you would love her.'
But God,' the man says, 'why did you make her so
dumb?' God says: 'So she would love you.' "
- posted by Rachel @ 2:21 PM 1 comments

 
How to [not] phone in a pizza order...
1. If using a touch tone phone push random numbers while
talking and ask the person to stop that.

2. Use CB lingo.

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this
conversation."

4. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

5. Instead of naming the toppings, spell them out.

6. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST,
FREE-SPIRITED, COST-EFFICIENT, UKRAINIAN, and PUCE.

7. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

8. If they repeat your order to make sure they have it
right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99, please pull to the
next window."

9. Try to rent a pizza.

10. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

11. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther away as you
speak. When the call ends, jerk it back and scream goodbye
at the top of your lungs.

12. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

13. Ask to see a menu.

14. Report a petty theft.

15. If they suggest something, adamantly declare, "I will
not be swayed by your sweet words."

17. Start your conversation with, "My call to Pizza Hut,
Take one... and.... ACTION!"

18. Act nervous and press 9-1-1 every five seconds
throughout the order.

19. After ordering, say, "I wonder what this button does"
and simulate a cut-off.

20. Start your conversation by reciting the day's date and
saying, "This may be my last entry."

21. Say, "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" rather loudly and ask them if
they felt that.

22. Teach the order taker a secret code and use it on all
subsequent orders.

23. When the price is quoted, say, "Ooooooooo, that sounds
complicated. I hate math."

24. If they suggest a side order ask, "Why are you
punishing me?"

25. Have a movie with a car chase scene playing loudly in
the background. Yell, "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

26. Dance around the word "pizza" and avoid it at all
costs. If they say it, say, "Please don't mention that
word!"

- posted by Rachel @ 2:19 PM 0 comments

 
Mow the grass

Mow the Grass

When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to
her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message never
sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He
watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was
gone only a few moments.
When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish
cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he'll always have a
limp.....
- posted by Rachel @ 2:16 PM 0 comments

 
I got this in an email...
>
>-----------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Subject: Fw: WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE PROMOTES DISTRESS--
>
> 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
>
> 2) The farm was used to produce produce.
>
> 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
>
> 4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
>
>5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
>
> 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
>
> 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was
>time to present the present.
>
> 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
>
> 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
>
> 10) I did not object to the object.
>
>11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
>
>12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
>
>13) They were too close to the door to close it.
>
>14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
>
>15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
>
>16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
>
>17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
>
>18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.
>
>19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
>
>20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
>
>21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
>
>22) Too often, two at a time try to visit the sick.
>
>23) Who's the one whose been singing this song?
>
>24) They're over there fighting for their lives and our freedom.
>
>
>25) Beyond repairing, the whole quilt was one giant hole.
>
>26) Don't you know what 'no' means?
>
>27) From my balcony, I can see the sea.
>
>Further:
>
> There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither
>apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in
>England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while
>sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
>
> Quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a
>guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is
>it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't
>groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth,
>why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So
>one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? You can make amends
>but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get
>rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers
>taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats
>vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
>
> In what language do people recite at a play and play at a
>recital, ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that
>run and feet that smell? You park in the driveway and drive on
>the parkway? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
>same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? Your house
>can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by
>filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
>
> English was invented by people and reflects the creativity of
>the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is
>why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the
>lights are out, they are invisible.
>
> And, why doesn't Buick rhyme with quick?

- posted by Rachel @ 2:13 PM 1 comments

 
Hmmm....
I suppose that this title is one of...confusion? Yes, I suppose so. I really have no idea what to write right now, but I'll just start...

¿Como estás? ooh! that was fun...
I figured out how to make my keyboard go to español at the press of two keys! It's greaat fun!

Right now, I'm just doing nothing. My parents went out for a drive up towards Kit Peak this morning, but I didn't go because I was still mostly asleep. These days aren't how they used to be....
Nothing seems real anymore. I go through my life, day by day, but it doesn't even really matter anymore. It's kinda weird. I don't know why, but it just happens. It just....doesn't seem real. It's like I'm watching myself, and yet, don't feel anything. I don't like it.

Thursday night I was going to go play volleyball, but it turned out that they didn't do it because they were all going to Mesa yesterday. So, I went down there, nobody was there! As I was driving back to Benson, I called to see what was happening, and I got told that the above reason was why nobody was there. Not having to be home until 10:30, 11 at the latest, I decided to drive out to see Daniel... Well, it took a little while for them to get back home, and when they did, I got to follow them! Bwuahahahaha! That was kinda fun......... :-p Well! to make a long story short, I didn't end up getting home until almost 12. I THINK I got in trouble, but I'm not sure, because NOBODY has said ANYTHING about it! I mean, seriously, if I were to be in trouble, wouldn't they say SOMETHINF????? But no, they haven't said anything about it, or any of my past mistakes :-p Usually they at least threaten my future use of the cars, but not a word! I guess they're gonna let guilt eat me up or something...ha! It won't...that's the sad part. I don't really care, as I mentioned above.

So, as I can't think of anything else to write right now, I'll just write that I'll try and write again soon...sheesh! it sounds like I'm writing a letter, doesn't it? Hehe..I guess I kinda am... in a weird way.
Tootles!
- posted by Rachel @ 1:27 PM 0 comments

 
OK, I get the hint...
I know I haven't been too faithful with my blogging, but life has been crazy! Last week, I worked 42.25 hours! I got OVERTIME!!! $9.13 an hour for those meager 2.25 hours, but at least they're there! :-p And still...Those little people they call "workers" at DQ are bugging the heck out of me! Grrrrr...... It started out as a good day...
I got to work, called Daniel because it's MUCH easier to TALK to him than it is to send text messages back and forth...so as I swept DQ, we had a little conversation... It was quite interesting really. He was telling me about a uh mutual aquantance...
OK! so...
Tonia got there at 10, and started doing the regular DQ things, while I finished up the non-regular cleaning I've been doing...
Larry was in, and out, and just crazy! He planned to go to Tucson, but didn't manage to LEAVE town until...1ish?? or so... wait! no, he was going at...3? 4? I don't know...all I know is that it was crazy!
So...back to the story...
Tonia has been sick lately, and so her voice is uh... having some problems. I happen to think these little problems are quite amusing...She doesn't. BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!! When she laughs she does this cute little squueeeeeeeeek! :-p It's wonderful! hahaha-eeek hahaha-eekkk :-p ok, that doesn't look right, but it's just something you have to be there to understand! ...........
One of the classic moments at DQ happened today, many actually...
Tonia was helping drive-thru, and they ordered a hot dog (otherwise fondly called "road kill"). So, as she was fixing it, the hot dog just... rolled out of the bun, and UNDER the warmer. So, she was trying to get it out of there, and as the warmer is actually HOT, she wasn't having much luck! Just as another customer comes in, she say's "d***it" :-p. This other customer must be thinking "what crazy people work here, messing with the equipment while swearing at it..." I went to help this new customer, all the while we were laughing at the situation...even though it wasn't funny...
So, this lady wants our Mr. Misty slush (only $1.10, $1.35, and $1.60, in Blue Raspberry, Cherry, Grape, Kiwi/Strawberry, and Lime). I make them for her, and say the customary "Have a nice day", but as she's about to leave she says "This lid doesn't have the thing for the straw" !!!! Oh no! It didn't! Yet another thing to laugh at! "why?" you might ask...I don't know. I replaced her lid, and Tonia says "This is the coolest lid ever!"....
Ok, so the point is:...lots of little things had us laughing, and I'm still not sure why...
Well, when we make mistakes with the drinks, we pour them down into the drain that's part of the soda fountain thingy...And Tonia had to do that....
Water. She decides to toss it from a few feet away. As it's flying through the air, doing way over the speed limit...it presses the soda lever! Crazy! So, she does her little giggle "hahahaha-eeeek!" so, then I HAD to start laughing at THAT, and she got mad at me, and grr..."be nice" etc...."hahaha-eeek!" BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
THEN, she HAD to have me watch it! So, she did it again, and we both did that little girly "eeek" and hopped up and down, hi 5! etc... :-p 'twas great fun! :-p
THEN, she had to show Karen too! Karen, for good reason, is suspicious of us, and our motives, and hides behind me for fear of "the splash". Tonia and I thought it was cool, but uh...Karen just thought we were a little out of it...*sigh!*
Well, so we kept making messes, and laughing about them, etc....great fun, but you had to be there to really understand what it was like!
I guess we were just tired...
Maybe, just maybe.........nah! we're not "crazy"!!
So then comes the annoying part of the day:
Melina got there. Melina and Kendra. They left all their stuff, at aabout 3:15, and went away again. Grr... So, Hollie came at about 4, and Melina-Kendra came back (I swear! Kandra and the twins must be joined at the hip! they're ALWAYS together!). Well, Larry's instructions were that he was going to be back later, and that they were going to have to clean tonight, instead of having someone come early in the morning. Well, I conveyed this to Melina, as she IS the one who's "worked" there the longest. Hollie, and Kendra are only 15, so they can't stay past 9, which meant that Melina might have to clean "by herself". She did NOT like that idea! "...if Kendra goes home...I'll have to do it by meself?..." ect.... Uh, yeah, you might. I've done it more times than you ever will, and by golly you're driving me bonkers! I actually said to her (in a not so nice tone) "you're getting paid for this." Really wanting to say "grow up! Thiw is supposed to be work, hence the title given to it "job"! you're 18 for crying out loud! GET OVER IT!!!!" But, of course, I will probably not say anything like that, but I sure as heck think it! Kendra even said that she would stay late, and not mark that she did. What about the kind way of saying "no, you don't have to do that for me, I can HANDLE WORKING"......?????????(for a change)...????? Grr....
But, I left DQ, and came home, to CLEAN some more! woohooo! What fun!
And I go clean at DQ (by myself, not being scared :-p) Sunday. What fun... Then work from 4-9... yay. woo...uh...hoo. Yeah, that's it! :-p

And then, my mumsie-poo and I are going to CA, to see "Body Worlds 2"!! It'll be cool! I'll get LOTS of postcard if they have 'em, or SOMETHING to remember it by! (And to show everyone here!)

Now, it is 8:50 pm. I'm tired. Time for bed.

And sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep....................
- posted by Rachel @ 8:52 PM 1 comments

 
well
here it is just a little update for this blog. (update)
- posted by Mr. Math @ 10:59 PM 0 comments

 
Why did I choose that title??
Does anyone know?? I sure don't! weird...
Well, I guess I had a good day, aside from the worrying I do...
Work was pretty good, with Susan, one of the new girls. There's now Susan, Sarah, and Hollie. And then, of course Kendra, whose attitude...hmmm....leaves something to be desired? I dunno...
So, tomorrow, I go clean again. I guess neither Carol, nor Larry has heard anything about Nick. I guess what happened to him is that he stubbed his toe, and now there's swelling, and it's going up his leg. I'm not sure how, but I hear that his being diabetic doesn't help anything. So, that's the state of affairs. I guess they're gonna look for someone to start cleaning every morning, for a while at least, so...yeah. But for now, I'm cleaning.
Tomorrow, I also work for...9 and a half hours again. That'll be fun. It actually wasn't all that bad Monday, but it'll be different this time, 'cause I'm going to be training Hollie. So, that means I'm gonna keep doing things all day! :-p Not that that's a bad thing...

AND, we don't have classes the next TWO WEEKS! Once for the trip we're supposed to go on, and once for spring break. I still haven't done that little test thingy that everyone did....I need to remember to call and ask about that...

Tonight was kinda fun... After class, I called Maggie, ya know, from that farm... :-p and asked how things were, 'cause I'm a curious person...and I offered to go and take Daniel home... Well, it took a little convincing, but my parents said yes to it, and so I went down there... And waited. And waited a little more. I wasn't sure how long it would take, so I was just standing there, looking, and feeling dumb. Byron wouldn't even come to me! At least the older kids like me... :-p Karaoke (is that spelled right?) night! So, extra dishes, and everything that goes with it... I called my mum once, and asked for more time, because I would have been late otherwise. So, it went from BE HOME BY 10, to 10:15. I didn't get home 'til....11ish??? 11:30??? something like that... But it was good anyway. Honestly, I'm glad that I didn't go home. I got to hear things that I wouldn't have heard had I gone home when I was supposed to. And, in those moments, it seemed to me that listening, and being an ok friend were better, and more important than getting home on time. I know I'm in trouble, but it was worth it. Chances like that don't happen very often. And it's not going to happen again for a while, so I wanted to be....just there. I now understand a lot of things that I had no idea about...and it's nice.

Well, off I go now, and have a pleasant whatever time it is!
- posted by Rachel @ 11:30 PM 2 comments

 
What a day...
It really wasn't out of the ordinary, but it WAS interesting...
Like I SAID in the last phone post, Rosemary came for church, and lunch, and oh my! her tortillas are GOOD! :-p Probably the best tortillas I've eaten...yummmmmmmY!!!....:-p
About the whole going to Tucson thing, I might go, if my dad fixes my mums van...and maybe I'll be allowed to go by myself, which would be SOOOOO weird! Neither of my sisters was allowed to go by themselves at my age, and yet...my folks are considering it...CRAZY! :-p Ahh....the joys of being the spoiled baby of the family... :-D What fun, what fun!

And no, my dear blog, we have not been "blogging in sin" this whole time, I simply meant that "blogvorces" don't happen. Once you're a blog, you ARE that blog, and that PERSON'S blog... It's a fact of life...

I had another blog, one that I mad because I was sick of feeling like I HAD to write something, and make it palatable to everyone, but...I deleted it. I just don't care if I have it. I don't usually blog anymore, and when I do, it's not very long. And so, I decided...why waste another blog, when I have access to 4 already?? :-p

Hmmm....well, I don't really know what else to type right now, so this'll probably be it for this TYPED post...
P.S. thanks Magz, but I don't think I'm cute in my voice posts...but it's fun to do anyway, so I'm gonna keep doing it! :-p maybe I'll do one when I'm at work sometime...maybe if that creepy kissing guy ever comes back. Call my blog, and keep y'all up to date on my creeped out factor! it'd be 999999999999 on a scale of 1-10 :-p *sigh!* Off to bed I go! I've got to go clean at DQ in the morning! Early!
- posted by Rachel @ 11:27 PM 1 comments

 

- posted by Rachel @ 11:18 PM 0 comments

 

- posted by Rachel @ 6:47 PM 1 comments

 
Leave the pictures out of this...
Grrr...you are one trying blog! sheesh! WHAT is wrong with the pictures??????? You're just jealous....hey, it happens.

Well, to write a REAL post now...

Tonight I went with Tonia, her parents, and her sis to Sierra Vista, to watch The Phantom of the Opera. It was good, I liked it. It was.....interesting, but good.
I worked with Tonia today! yay! She left at 3:15, when Alina got there (she was supposed to get there at 3), and then Theresa got there at 3:30, when she wasn't supposed to be there 'til 4. So, I COULD have gone home at 3:30, but it was busy, and there were things that needed to be done, which I knew they probably wouldn't get around to. ggrrrrr......

I know where some of my classmates live! It probably sound all stalker-ish, but I don't care! They actually live RIGHT down the street...well, a little more than that... Come to think of it, I know where a lot of people live...

Ahh.....my DQ! It's a great place to be... We've got a newbie coming in tomorrow I think, or if not, next week. Susan. She seems nice. I don't know yet, but as far as I DO know... The problem is that she's 15, so she can only work 3 hrs. a day, and only before 7, AND she's working at the Horseshoe Cafe...Hmm...what a conundrum...

This summer I might go up to WA, and stay with some friends from...well, before I was born I think...maybe stay with them for a month or so? and then take 2 weeks to get from there, over to SD for our church camp. THAT would be a fun trip! Yeah...most assuredly! :-p
The only thing I can see going wrong with this little plan....is that so far, I've planned to go stay with my aunt and cousin in OK, planned to go stay with my friend in KS, go stay with my other grandma, and planned on maybe going to Germany, or ID. But, NONE of those has happened... So maybe this one will.

I don't think I'm gonna try and find a car...It just seems pointless right now. If I need to go somewhere, I usually can have either a car, or someone to take me, and if not...I have legs...they're there for a reason... I don't really know though...

Life is just crazy! But these things DO happen....

By the way, blogs canNOT file for "blogvorce" from their people, and there have not been any "blogbrats" in this particular....uh..............blog. hmm....I'll have to think about that one some more... :-p
- posted by Rachel @ 11:42 PM 1 comments

 
To: My sad, sad blog...
Oh, my dear, sad blog, why do you throw yourself into the fire? There is no need!

I know, I haven't been writing in here lately, I've been busy...and I haven't made the time to do it. I just...have had more important things to do...

It happens...OR!

Sucede!

Well, as the night is drawing on, I must flutter my little (bat) wings...and go!

bye bye my poor, sad, lonely blog. Until another time...
- posted by Rachel @ 11:48 PM 1 comments